i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE ALEX HAS MADE ME CRY
if you’re gonna talk about that, we have to talk about this
because my heart literally could not take this
Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly
Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs
so i googled dan radcliffe dogs
this wasnt what i meant
HAPPY POST 1500!!!!!
Do I have a story to tell you guys.
So today was the Crown The Empire show— and before you ask, yes, they were fuckin’ amazing as per usual— and it was sold out and whatnot but whatever, we were guest listed because we were doing a review and whatnot. So we get there like, 20 minutes before doors and the line is hella long but whatever, because we’re guest listed. So the line starts moving and this girl a few people in front of us gets to the front and starts raising a stink because the band she was guest listed for is stuck in the UK with visa issues, but she was supposed to review the show. So I’m like, man, that sucks. Then we get up there, and guess whose name isn’t on the fuckin’ guest list. If you guessed me and Siri, you would be 1000% correct. So I’m like wtf. And the number we have for the publicist doesn’t work, and he isn’t checking his email cuz it’s Sunday and I’m like fucking seriously? This is two shows in a row where this has happened. (Of course, with the T. Mills show, Katie got on it ASAP, cuz she’s the bomb.)
Anyway, so I go to talk to the manager cuz I feel like my email confirmation from the publicist should be suffice, because it has always been suffice elsewhere. And, mind you, I’d just seen the manager be a supreme bitch to the other reviewer there, but she was getting feisty so there was that. So I went up there with my mom voice— the one that makes parents looooooove me— and I explain the situation and she points out a tour manager to me and says “Maybe he can help you” so I go to him, and he gets the CTE manager, and the CTE manager is so flippin’ young looking, and so itty bitty and I’m like uuuuuuuh? So I talk to him and he looks up the email and is like shit, I totally overlooked you, I’ll just add you.
Which, should have been the end of the tale. Except they wouldn’t let him add anymore people because there were too many. So he feels super bad, and the show has started and he’s trying to get what he needs done but also figure things out for us and he’s like, how about this, after the second band plays, if someone hasn’t shown up on a different guest list, I’ll say they aren’t coming and give it to you. Like, aw, you’re so nice. And I’m like, alright.
So here we are, standing outside being THOSE people, watching all the awesome band dudes who have come to watch show up. (Jack Fowler and Nick Martin for those of you wondering.) And the second band is playing and I’m like, man, I’m glad I’m not here interviewing, cuz then I’d be pissed, but like, what should we do now because this isn’t gonna happen. Ya know, because I was being a negative nancy.
Then, this guy comes up to us and is like “Do you need tickets?”
And we’re like uuuuuuh, cuz we didn’t have cash and he was like “No, I have two tickets and their owners aren’t here so I’m just trying to give them away.”
AND THAT’S HOW A SUPER AWESOMELY NICE SAMARITAN SAVED THE DAY! We got in and all was well.
The show was amazeballs.
I mean, I missed Ice Nine Kills— I’m pretty sure I’m just not meant to see them, because the last time I was supposed to, TM shit went down too. Fuckin’ Bobby— but Secrets was amazing. Volumes was aight, and you guys know how I feel about Crown the Empire’s performance. Even with some minor issues they still blew me away.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career